I don’t know what did I do to anybody that got this CD for review. After the first listening I intended to go to some forest, run in the circles and scream something like “burned eggs”. And then to dress like a clown and go to dig the burial flower in the middle of rotting pond...

If you don’t like this beginning don’t read on and don’t even think of listening to HarmonY BaY. For the others: Bass guitar. Saxophone and announcement: “Behind the fog so dense that it could be cut, and maybe further onwards, lies the asylum HarmonY BaY. And suddenly chaos arises but not just any musical diarrhea, absolute madness and torn musical styles nailed together perhaps by Master carpenter. English singing changes after the while, during which you’ve got the chance to get used to it, into Russian and we go on with the powder on ass from upside.... Cellular, cellular, cellular, cellular, cellular, cellular la, la, la, la, laaa Cellular, cellular, cellular, cellular, cellular, cellular la, la, la, la, laaa So looks the first song look like, showing where the human fantasy but also madness can also reach. BUT BEWARE!!!!!!!! All the music falls in place. Everything is mixed up with everything and it composes such perfect chaos that it’s a pleasure to listen to this jewel....muhahaaaaa….

So the first song we’ve got happily behind us... Next YY will play for us beautiful instrumental song... nice thing... just a little, those thing, a little confusion. Does anybody want to know what YY play? Just a moment...

In the third song there’s again braying, grunting and wheezing and in the beginning we can hear piano, bongos and bass and really really beautifully sick voice. During this song I laughed and repeated the ritual with running to the woods. And I can’t also tell you what are the lyrics about but it is something about partridge thaw...

Fourth track attacks us with nearly aggressive bollocks and Stem. WHAT? Now I finally tuned myself on the note of YY – well I thought so at least. And again it was disproved... combination of black metal shrieking which screams Paaa and into it sounds nearly chicken py py py…. UAAAAAAAAA…. that’s the end. Not of the CD but mine. The music is again chaotic but absolutely unusual, insane and ... yes, I have to say it so, ingenious....

Track number five... Plop... These are the whole lyrics of the song... A little while of chaos and then a little of chamber music... laughter... and again chamber... nice...

The last song is playing and again catching, catchy...

YY is composed by duo Petr and Petr, in further text Bob and Gravyy…. This CD is really a mixture of all sorts of musical styles... in one moment black metal pours over you, in the other death metal, then jazz and even the chamber music…

The CD was recorded during one day by which I took an example – I wrote this review while listening to their music, I started in the beginning and ended in the end, but I’m not quite sure if it wasn’t on the contrary, so: during one day – a little pity but perhaps YY wanted to have it so...

After listening to this CD you won’t be the same anymore. Nothing and nobody will be the same anymore. Anyway I can’t but recommend this CD... In the end I yield the floor to YY and am going to run in the woods again...

Welcome to Harmony Bay!!!

Simply and down-to-earth comprehensive brief allusively not other pre-introduction of ours(elves...?):

We’re really very untraditionally original, music creating group of two (2+0?) unusual [Petr Pokorný, Petr Šťáva] individuals [Bob, gravYY]. We call our style (enumerated words?) MUSIC. It’s hard to unilaterally (3D dimension?) sort the mixture of different styles taken in a perverse way (heee...%§¤?±?) with the accent on accuracy, technique, and precision (engineering?). For more concrete idea (dream?) then Hyperexperimental schizophone art music. We use 2-3, in words two to three “live” instruments – 1. guitar, 2. drums with percussions + 3. our vocal cords. The rest: bass, piano, strings, brasses etc. we draw from sequencer. There are no people that would be willing and at the same time able to play this live...! We don’t play tunes, ditties, songs... we play “Parts of the Music”, we don’t “sing” lyrics but “Stories”!

So...: “Upwards down, so that we are from the worst inside…!!!"